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Childless Cat Lady Controversy

J.D. Vance sparked controversy when he made comments in a 2021 interview, suggesting the country is being run by “a bunch of childless cat ladies.” He claimed that these women, who don’t have children, are miserable at their own lives and want to make the rest of the country miserable too. That doesn’t sound like the type of statement a true Hillbilly would make. I’m starting to think Maga hillbillies hates animals. First, the Republican Leaders castigate and criticize women with cats. Secondly, Don Jr kills animals as a sport. Not to mention the infamous, Kristi Neom the self-professed Serial Dog Killa.

Are these Republican Leaders True Maga? I don’t know if I believe J.D. is really from the Trailer park as he claims because there’s all kinds of stray cats roaming around there, and the hillbillies are gracious people they take em in when they can afford to, they even let em dabble in the pigsty with the rest of the Trailer park community. Furthermore, I’ve seen em with my own eyes share left over spam and let the cats and dogs sip out of the same whisky tub. I’m wondering if J.D. has ever siphoned any gas, ever stolen a propane tank or tried to kiss his cousin or does he believe Honey Boo Boo is the next Marilyn Monroe? The only thing we can really confirm is his mother was a drug addict, that gives him some (hillbilly cred) but not enough.

Trump may not be a true Maga man either because he appears more scared of debating a black women Kamala Harris, than he is taking shrapnel debris from a bullet. Not very manly! Trumps not a regular guy like he claims. He was born with a million in his bank account in other words he got paid for coming out of the wound in one piece. The mere insinuation that Hillbillies are born with a million in their bank account is antithetical to the whole culture, hypothetically speaking lets imagine the aforementioned were true there would be all kinds of tricked out trailer parks, an meth labs popping up in the Ozarks. Furthermore, Trump picking J.D. the fake hillbilly was a big mistake. I think Trump did it for the campaign money he must have made a backdoor deal with Billionaire Peter Thiel the kind of deals I have a feeling J.D. is very familiar with. Peter Thiel and J.D. have a very interesting relationship that dates back from several different trajectories, positions and years… I got a strong feeling before it’s all over J.D. is goanna really get Fucked! Just ask Mike Pence. ~Balance Due

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